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SPORTS NERD COLLECTION

For the couch coaches, armchair quarterbacks, fantasy football obsessives, and sports bettors who've "definitely" broken even. If you yell at TVs, build parlays at 2am, or give unsolicited analysis during game day—these shirts are for you.

Wear Your Nerd. Own Your Quirks.

SPORTS NERD DESIGNS

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Fantasy GM

Sports Nerdisms shirt: Fantasy GM - I've Never Touched a Football But I'll Tell You Why Your Trade is Trash - funny fantasy football tee

Sizes S - 5XL

Starting at $24.99

Colors: Asphalt, Black, Charcoal, Antique Cherry Red, Royal, Navy, Purple

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Professional Parlay Architect

Sports Nerdisms shirt: Professional Parlay Architect - Fancy Title For I Lose Money Creatively - funny sports betting tee

Sizes S - 5XL

Starting at $24.99

Colors: Asphalt, Black, Charcoal, Antique Cherry Red, Royal, Navy, Purple

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Professional Couch Quarterback

Sports Nerd shirt design: Professional Couch Quarterback funny sports fan couch coach tee

Sizes S - 4XL

Starting at $24.99

Colors: Asphalt, Black, Vintage Black, Military Green, Navy, Canvas Red

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Armchair Quarterback

Sports Nerd shirt design: Armchair Quarterback funny football fan recliner coach tee

Sizes S - 4XL

Starting at $24.99

Colors: Asphalt, Black, Vintage Black, Military Green, Navy, Canvas Red

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Why You'll Love This Collection

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Spectator-Focused Humor

Not generic athlete motivation—REAL fan humor. For those of us who coach from the couch and could definitely do better than the actual coaches (we couldn't, but still).

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Fantasy & Stats Obsessed

For the nerds who analyze every trade, track fantasy points obsessively, and have strong opinions about other people's lineups. Zero touchdowns thrown. Maximum GM energy.

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Sports Betting Realness

Built 12-leg parlays at 3am? Convinced yourself THIS one is different? We see you, Professional Parlay Architect. Losing money creatively is an art form.

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Couch Coach Pride

Professional-grade couch quarterbacking requires proper uniform. Now you can make it official with shirts that declare your expertise from the comfort of your recliner.

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Game Day Ready

Premium Bella Canvas quality in multiple color options. Comfortable enough for 12-hour game marathons. Sizes S-5XL because fans come in all sizes.

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